couldn’t resist this one ☺
I was only plotting trajectories of carbon dioxide from Tokyo, when this came up:
How it began:
Cthulhu fhtagn!
5 Philosophers do nothing but eat and think.
They have a table with 5 chairs, 5 plates and 5 forks.
Each of them eats with two forks.
Ensure that none of them starves.
First I teach them to always take the left fork first.
Then I smash one of their chairs.